These Kids Wear Crowns – S/T (EMI Music Canada)

As the newest group to find fame via the Muchmusic show Disband, These Kids Wear Crowns debut EP is a completely unimpressive, unoriginal slab of plastic. Combining bad pop music with whiny, irritating vocals, I can see why teens would love these guys. Seeing how I haven’t been a teen for quite some time, I don’t feel inclined to jump on this train. Even worse, I’ll never get the 27 minutes back that I spent listening to this CD. Thanks a lot, jerks.